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This ultimate collection of the funniest Christmas jokes for kids are full of puns, snow-themed jokes, and all-round festive humour… with more than a little bit of corniness thrown in!

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Funniest Christmas Jokes For Kids

Q. Where does Santa stay when he’s on holiday?
A. To a ho-ho-ho-tel

Q. Did you hear about the kid who was scared of santa?
A. He was Claus-trophobic.

Q. Which holiday figure has the least spare change?
A. Nikel-less

Q. What is Santa called when he’s on the beach?
A. Sandy Claus

Q. Why does Santa go down the chimney?
A. Because it soots him!

Q. Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh?
A. Because he wanted to see time fly.

Q. What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
A. Santa Clues!

Q. What’s Santa’s dog’s name?
A. Santa paws!

Q. What goes oh-oh-oh?
A. Santa walking backwards!

Q. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
A. Nothing, it was on the house!

Q. What do you call Santa when he takes a break?
A. Santa pause.


Funniest Christmas Jokes For Kids

Q. What do elves do after school?
A. Their gnome work.

Q. What do you sing at an elf’s birthday party?
A. Freeze a jolly good fellow.

Q. What do you call an elf who sings?
A. A wrapper!

Q. Why was Santa’s Little Helper feeling depressed?
A. He had low elf-esteem.

Q. What do Santa’s Little Helpers learn at school?
A. The elf-abet.

Q. What do elves cook with in the kitchen?
A. Utinsels!

Q. What does Father Christmas do when his elves misbehave?
A. He gives them the sack!

Q. Why did Santa have to go to hospital?
A. Because of his poor elf.


Funniest Christmas Jokes For Kids

Q. Where do you find reindeer?
A. It depends on where you leave them!

Q. What do you call a grumpy reindeer?
A. Rude-olph.

Q. What did Santa say when a reindeer snuck up on him and stuck a tooth in his arm?
A. Oh, silent bite!

Q. What’s the weather report ever Christmas Eve?
A. There’s a 100 percent chance of reindeer.

Q. What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?
A. RUDE-olph

Q. What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked up at the sky?
A. Looks like rain, dear.

Q. What do reindeer hang on their Christmas tree?
A. HORN-aments.

Q. Why did no-one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay?
A. Because they were two deer!


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Q. What’s Frosty’s favourite desert?
A. Ice Krispie treats.

Q. What do you call a snow monster that has a six-pack?
A. The Abdominal Snowman

Q. What do snowmen wear on their heads?
A. Ice caps.

Q. What do snowman have for breakfast?
A. Snowflakes!

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
A. Frostbite!

Q. What do snowmen eat for lunch?
A. Ice-burgers!

Q. What do you call a snowman that can walk?
A. Snow-mobile.

Q. Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?
A. He was picking his nose.


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Q. What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
A. Tinsilitis!

Q. Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting?
A. They always drop their needles!

Q. What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling?
A. Mistletoad!

Q. What’s red, white and blue at Christmas time?
A. A sad candy cane!

Q. What do you get when you mix a Christmas tree and an iPad?
A. A pineapple!



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Q. How do Christmas angels greet each other?
A. Halo!

Q. What did the judge say to the angry advent calendar?
A. Your days are numbered!

Q. What kind of Christmas carols do you sing to fruit?
A. “Have Yourself a Berry Little Christmas”

Q. How did Scrooge win the football game?
A. The ghost of Christmas passed.

Q. What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
A. Jungle bells!

Q. What is the most competitive season?
A. WIN-ter

Q. What did Adam say to his wife on Christmas?
A. It’s finally Christmas, Eve!

Q. What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar?
A. He got 25 days.

Q. What is the best Christmas present?
A. A broken drum- you can’t beat it!

Q. What did the stamp say to the Christmas card?
A. Stick with me and we’ll go places!

Q. What do sheep say at Christmas?
A. A Merry Christmas to Ewe!

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